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I create

Audio, video, and writing
that helps people pause and reflect.


 Work now. And before.

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish.


Thoughts big. And small.

"The new pickle."

— Postprandial Magazine